Guild Wars song lyrics!

"Love the way you die". Sing to the tune of 'Love the way you lie'. Not the Eminem version, this one...



On the first day of your story
The future seemed so bright
But you copied other people
And you never learned to fight
Even when your builds have long been nerfed
And you won't change and try new turf
But you'll always be a zero
Cause you never even tried

Just gonna watch while you Frenzy wild
But thats alright, I'll just spike you when your're Blind
You really think you can cancel your Stance
But keep on dreaming cause I love the way you die
I love the way you die
I love the way you die

Now there's grovelling in your voices
Your builds shattered from the fight
In this tug of war you always lose
You know that I was right
Cos you feed me fables from your head
With violent words and empty threats
And it's sick that all these battles are what keeps me satisfied

Just gonna stand there and watch you burn
And that's alright because I have a build that works
Just gonna stand there and hear you cry
Well that's alright because I love the way you die
I love the way you die
I love the way you die

So maybe you, will learn one day
Will you ever try, to play outside the meta-box
While your wards are going up
In smoke with all your defensive builds

Just gonna stand there and watch you turn
From being lemmings, the blind lead the blind
Just gonna try here to make you learn
That you can do better, so put away the knife
And learn to use a Scythe
You're always causing strife
You're failing at life



This is a rap, use your boom-chick-imagination...

I didn't come here lookin for trouble, I just came to do the fireball shuffle.
Cooked fast... like pop tarts...
Koss is the boss, cause Goren is borin. He's the bro with the fro, and he'll aggro fo sho.
Dunk is a punk, he looks like he's drunk, watching Mhenlo admire how he can walk in the fire.
Sousuke's a blast, and Vekk is so fast, but both riding Zhed, they really kick ass.
Thom is so worried, he's due to get married, Stefan's in dismay, because they're both gay.
You see those heroes?..... What a bad ass bunch of zeros!
You see those heroes?..... They're on the couch eating Cheetos!
You see those heroes?..... What a bad ass bunch of zeros!
You see those heroes?..... They sac their attunements and play with lego's!
That crazy Melonni, she's got lots of money, but tell her shes wrong and she'll emo you sonny.
Cynn's just the same, she cannot be tame, since she went out with Mhenlo his life's not the same.
MOX wears no socks, and he got lost at VLOX, Razahs confused cause he was abused.
Khamu's a fool in his cotton lace dress, while chastity belt Jora will settle for less.
You see those heroes?..... What a bad ass bunch of zeros!
You see those heroes?..... They run in circles in neutral gear yo!
You see those heroes?..... What a bad ass bunch of zeros!
You see those heroes?..... They ignore my targets and watch too much TIVO!



"Woes of FPS hoes". Not about Guild Wars but what the hell. Sings to the tune of "Hallelujah". It's based on the days of Battlefield 2.



We were playing COD, was it Battlefield?
I said get down, but you just kneeled.
They shot you in the head, and they killed ya!

I taught you how to throw grenades.
But you dropped them all like an Ace of Spades.
They exploded in your face, and they killed ya!

Ohh they killed ya.
Yeah they killed ya.
Ohh they killed ya.
You're a looooooser!

A sniper's aimed at the cockpit seat.
But you jump in blind, and call him a cheat.
You never even looked, and he killed ya!

You want to have a go at flyin.
We all said no, but then you whine.
We all jumped in and then you fucking killed us!

Ohh you killed us.
Yeah you killed us.
Ohh you killed us.
And you threeeeeew a fuss!

Your last resort, you try to hack.
With infinite health you stand on the track.
A jet comes in to crash, and it still kills ya!

You're hiding down behind the tank.
We all don't know you're having a wank.
I hit reverse and found that I've team killed ya!

Ohh I killed ya.
Yeah I team killed ya.
Ohh I killed ya.
You're a looooooser!

Break

We put you on the base defence.
Because you have no common sense.
You got stuck as you jumped the fence, and it killed ya.

One time you tried to take command.
You sent supplies to no man's land.
One landed on top of you, and it killed ya!

Ohh it killed ya.
Yeah it killed ya.
Ohh it killed ya.
Ohhhhhh Ahahahaha!

We told you where to plant the mines.
On choke points out on enemy lines.
But you got one on your foot, and it killed ya!

Well now we're getting to the end.
You've really tried to make amends.
As we're shaking hands, you fire your bazooka!

And it killed us.
Yeah it killed us.
Ohh it killed us.
What a looooooser!



While waiting for Fort Aspenwood battles to load, as a Luxon. A slight remix of the Charlie Sheen song.



I’m on a drug called Charlie Sheen
It’s not available, if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off
And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body

I love to party ... What’s not to love?
The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like droopy eyed armless children
That’s how I party (I pug) That’s how I party (and roll)

I was bangin 7 ton gates, that’s how I roll – winning
I have one gear: GO – epic winning
Are you bipolar? ... I’m bi-winning
Win orange, win purple, win win everywhere

Absolutely victory. Win here, win there, win win everywhere
I’m on a quest. Right every single wrong. Right every wrong

I’m a total frickin rock star from Ascalon – winning
C’mon bro, I got Tiger Stance – winning
You borrow my brain and you’re like DUDE, can’t handle it
Win orange, win purple, win win everywhere

I’ve got a list — help me sort this. From the epic win to the desperately winless

Attacking NPC's - WINNING
Respawn with full Energy - WINNING
Attacking the Monks at Gunther - WEAK!
3,500 Faction - WINNING, WINNING